It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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