Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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