its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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