first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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