last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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