so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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