how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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