and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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