So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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