oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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