nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need a beard to bite.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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