"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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