His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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