Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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