what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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