I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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