You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
This house was built for laser tag.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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