Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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