i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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