And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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