You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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