Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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