do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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