Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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