ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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