So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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