what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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