And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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