absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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