$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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