Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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