just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
