Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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