I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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