is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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