I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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