That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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