For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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