their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
