I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Come see our sink grown plant.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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