i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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