Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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