i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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