Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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