we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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