You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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