Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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