I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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