Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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