eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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