I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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