come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So apparently I’m into choking now
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