I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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