i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Shame - the story of my life.
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