I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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